So, here's the SKINny on this deal. Despite the fact that not one of The Spirit's awesome readers were able to guess what the picture below (Sunday, July 1 post) actually is, you all showed a tremendous amount of creativity (and perversion) and really TUGGED at my heart strings. I'm going to give you a few TIPs here and I hope to be able to RESTORE what's been lost....so that you'll be able to HEAD in the right erection (er, ah.....direction) in the future. Take a look through this article...this one....or even this one.....and then you can order your own. And, please...butt plugs from Ikea? An urn? A COCKtail glass? You guys are crazy!
Now, do you want me to tell you a story or two about this thing coming loose, hitting the concrete, and trying its best to roll away? Or how about the tape coming unraveled and letting this sucker dangle down at about the knee level. Movie material. Bring the popcorn.